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After winning the vote for our Most Offensively Schmaltzy Film, it's not surprising that the theme tune of said film should feature somewhere in the cemetery. Thanks to Andy from Cornwall.
"I think the bear should go in the blender."
Marc from London
More awful poetry entries from Natalie, Caroline and James.
Natalie from Manchester
Click here to see more horrible poetry.
Kate shows us what happens when a bear really does get it. Joe shows us he cares, with sprouts and Cara shows us she doesn't.
Kate from London
Click here to see all three.
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