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The nation has spoken, and not only do you want Valentine's Day reclaimed for single people, but you've also decided it's time for everything cutesy, cuddly & heart-shaped to hit the road.

This is your chance to submit pictures and videos that express how YOU feel about tasteless Valentine's Day tat, together with your worst Valentine's Day stories and links. Let's go!
The Bear Is Released
Monday, 16 February 2009

Dear valued campaigners for the liberation of Valentine's Day,

Your voice has been heard.

Purveyors of cheesy midi-symphonies and sparkling lurid imagery everywhere have been named and shamed. Thousands of you have signed our petition calling for the release of Valentine's Day from the tightening grip of schmaltz. We have successfully identified the soppiest song and most sentimental film.

And The Bear? Well it's time to let him go.

In the small hours of last night, we loosened the shackles and left a door open for our brave survivor. We hear he is making good time across the countryside.

Once The Bear is settled, we intend to reward him for his suffering, with a gift of your choosing. Please see the poll below for details.

That said, our mission continues. There may come a time in the near future when the plight of single people comes into question again, and at that time we will call upon the bear for his services once more.

thebeargetsit.com, on behalf of single people everywhere.

How should we reward The Bear?

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37%

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7%

Your suggestion:
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