Helen from Clapham has written in with what she thinks is the most gruesome Valentine's Day card message:
My Darling
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind below it away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.
And then I wrote your name into my heart, and forever it will stay.
Happy Valentines Day!
That's bad. Drop-card-and-run-away-from-sender bad, but we think you can do better. Or should that be worse?
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